Snook's Mugshot JWowws Everyone

10/05/2010

By Derek Horn
Staff Writer

Photo Courtesy of Google Images

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This is Snooki.

She was arrested last month. And this is her mugshot.

If you don't know who Snooki is or made a disgusted face when you saw this picture, then “Jersey Shore” probably isn't your cup of Ron-Ron Juice. (If you don't know what it is, I honestly don't feel like explaining. Check out the info. on Wikipedia ).

I love “Jersey Shore.” It's so ridiculous and hysterically funny at the same time. A lot of people often dismiss it as a stupid show and I agree. It is stupid, but that is exactly why it’s so funny.
Season two premiered at the end of July, taking place in Miami, Fla. instead of Seaside Heights, N.J. I honestly broke out the spray-on bronzer and my “Fist Pumping” shirt and watched the premiere with a couple of friends (Don’t judge me).

While the new season has proven to be very entertaining, I feel that the first season was a little better for a few reasons. Not only because the Shorehouse in New Jersey had the Duck Phone, but also because it was about these people before they were famous and started drowning in their egos. In the beginning of the first season, Snooki didn't drive an Escalade and Angelina had her luggage in trash bags instead of designer suitcases.
But this isn't the type of show you can look too deeply into. After all, it is about a bunch of idiots living, fighting, partying and fist pumping together, all while maintaining unhealthily bronze skin tones.
And if the above mugshot proves anything, one can now add troublemaking to that list.

Poor Snookers isn't at all a bad person- she was just extremely intoxicated and was making a scene on the New Jersey boardwalk at 3:30 in the afternoon. NBD, right? Luckily, JWoww bailed her out, and her and everyone else kept GTL-ing it up to continue filming season three.

In fact, I honestly think Snooki is the one who makes the show work. She is easily the main source of laughs and rarely is a source of any of the often-annoying drama. She’s just Snooki.
However, I can’t stand “Sammi Sweetheart” or her on-again-off-again relationship with Ronnie. The both of them represent the absolute worst of their respective genders- Ron constantly is cheating on Sam while clubbing and Sam is naïve and foolish enough to take him back every time. I just can’t take them anymore. I’ve realized that the less they are featured in an episode, the more I like it.

Many have said that the cast's 15 minutes of fame are up. I really don't care; I will keep watching until the show isn't entertaining anymore, which is something I can’t see happening anytime soon.

Typically, when people get into watching shows like this, it's considered a guilty pleasure.

I assume no guilt.